Stork playing pro league right now
High hopes
I don’t normally trust when netizens go crazy over SC2 games
But holy crap Ace vs BboongBboong was actually pretty insane
How Pinkie Pie makes friends.
A random idea I had while I was bored in class.
PERFECT
the Hub should totally make this into a promo
they did Equestria Girls so why the buck not?
Went to see American Pie with my buddy Adam tonight, was also a nice suprise that my friend Bekka bought me a Fluttershy toy!
Why does everyone look like Khaldor tonight?
Despite being the gunshow, needs about 300% more muscles upon muscles for that
MLG’s Kespa Players At Spring Championships
- Neo.G_Soulkey
- Calm
- Stork
- Flash
- Leta
- Bisu
- Fantasy
- Jaedong
Whoa, even after seeing the quality of games at pro league this is pretty hype. Apparently Soulkey is insanley good already too
Concept: Starcraft 2 Extreme Mechanics Edition
That Bisu interview saying that his superior mechanics aren’t paying dividends in SC2 yet, I thought i’d conceptualise a new era of RTS mechanical prowess. Proposed changes are as follows
- If a MULE times out while holding onto minerals and falls apart, due to the volatile nature of alien minerals will cause an explosion destroying your SCV line
- Workers in gas geysers must be periodically removed from the gas geyser and replaced with new ones because of vespene gas poisoning
- Channeling the power of QWOP all units require seperate amounts of right clicks to move, stalkers would need to be right clicked 4 times for each leg, a marine 2 and a hellion requires continual right clicks to rev the engine
- Carrier interceptors no longer automatically attack and must be individually targeting upon leavivng the carrier
- Attack move command removed from game, all units must be seperatley targeted
- Stutter stepping too fast makes marines and marauders fall over, over stimming will cause them to defect from lunacy
- Banelings friendly fire zerg units
- Streamers are required to moderate their own twitch tv chats while playing, if a certain amount of X race who just won is OP/Easy messages get through they will be disconnected from battlenet
- Collosus replaced with a new unit; Bomblot, a speed zealot that throws reaver scarabs, causes friendly fire
- New concept; community driving tournament placing. Players are seeded higher in blizzard tournaments based on reddit karma gained from pitchforking members of the community, bonus points for e-mailing sponsors because of racism
